Put your music player on shuffle. Choose a lyric from each song that comes up and use it as an answer to each song.
It seemed like a thing to do. I'm also now convinced my iPod thinks I'm one lonely motherfucker with friends that hate me.... rude, iPod... Rude. 1. Are you male or female?
"I could've beenI amYou could've beenYou are"
-I Am by Drowning Pool
2. What do people feel when they're around you?
"Suspicion Is Your NameYour Honesty to BlamePut Dignity to ShameDishonorWitchhunt Modern DayDetermining DecayThe Blatant DisarrayDisfigureThe Public Eyes' DisgraceDefying Common PlaceUnending Paper ChaseUnendingDeafeningPainstakingReckoningThis Vertigo it Doth Bring"
-The Shortest Straw by Metallica 3. Describe your current relationship.
"Mamoru beki mono no tame ni Kyou mo mata nanika o gisei ni Iki toshi ikeru mono no tachi Sono subete ga"
-No More Words by Ayumi Hamasaki
4.Where would you like to be now?
"Can you feel it?I gotta live with it everydayAnd I can't take the pressure.I'm goin' insane, Now go away"
-Bad Religion by Godsmack
5. How do you feel about love?
"I took their smiles and I made them mine.I sold my soul just to hide the light.And now I see what I really am,A thief, a whore, and a liar."
-Farther Away by Evanescence
6. What would you wish for if you had only one wish?
"She loves the night scene bar queenLiving for the fun taking over every dance floor like shes the only oneIn the spotlight all night dissing everyone"
-Something in Your Mouth by Nickelback
7. Say something wise.
"No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.You're my experimental game, just human nature."
-I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry 8. If someone says "Is this okay?" You say..
"Hex me told herI dreamt of a devil that knew herPale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over"
-Strawberry Gashes by Jack Off Jill
9. How would you describe yourself?
"Am I original?YeahAm I the only one?YeahAm I sexual?YeahAm I everything you need?You better rock your body now"
-Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys 10. What do you look for in a girl/guy?
"Rise now and everLeave your memoryNo one can touch us"
-Waking the Fallen by Avenged Sevenfold
(so many lyrics to work with there) 11. How do you feel today?
"Help you see it through.Fight this me and you.Reaching deep inside.Problems not just you is what we find.Our friendship makes it mine."
-Shattered by Broken Dreams by Avenged Sevenfold 12. What is your life's purpose?
"Please don't stop the musicPlease don't stop the musicPlease don't stop the music"
-Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna
13. What is your motto?
"You've done it nowYou've gone and made a big mistakeand I can't allow, you to think you can just walk awayso turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay'cause the end is nowthis is gonna be your judgement day"
-Dead Man/You're Gonna Pay - Undertaker's Theme
14. What do your friends think of you?
"I cannot dispel the illusionAll my hopes and dreams are drowned by confusionCan I find a way to make a solution that will reconfigure my life?"
-Pain Redefined by Disturbed
(I'm starting to think my ipod thinks people hate me)
15. What do you think of your parents?
"Faking what they cannot feelHoping they can make it realReality is killing me"
-So What I Lied by Sick Puppies
16. What do you think about very often?
"Rock and roll, heyDon't you know, baby, we're all alone now?I need something to sing about"
-Crush Crush Crush by Paramore
17. What is 2 + 2?
"Don't act like you don't knowWe right outside yo doorSee you peekin' out the windowI know you ain't talking noise no more"
-Girlfight by Brooke Valentine
18. What do you think of your best friend?
"Manic depression befriends meHear his voiceSanity now it's beyond meThere's no choice"
-Diary of a Madman by Ozzy
19. What do you think of the person you like?
"It's just such a trip how you're still my speed racerYou got me so addicted just like a free baserI want you all over me like L.A.M.B.So get here A.S.A.P. it's gonna be a party"
-Crash by Gwen Stefani
20. What is your life story?
"Tearin' up the worldPut ourselves through hellJust to have a story we can tell
Goin' out, goin' out, goin' out, goin' out swingin'If you got the balls to fight then come on bring itGoin' out, goin' out, goin' out goin' out swingin'Like a midnight alley fightCome on come on come on come on bring it"
-Goin' Out Swingin' by Motley Crue
21. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Star was glowing in a silvery nightFar away on the other sideWill you come to talk to me this nightBut she couldn't find how to push through"
-Moonlight Shadow by Groove Coverage
22. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"Was hat denn dieser Böses getan?Ich habe nichts an Ihm gefunden,was den Tod verdient."
(What sort of mischief has he done?I haven't found anything about himThat merits this!)
- E Nomine (Pontius Pilatus) by E Nomine
23. What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Trap of loveSnared by desireTrap of loveBurned by your fireTrap of loveSnared by desireTrap of loveBeware the trap of love"
-Trap of Love by The Hex Girls
24. What will they play at your funeral?
"osanai kioku no katasumi ni atataka na basho ga aru so sweet hoshitachi ga hanasu mirai wa itsumo kagayaiteita so shine"
(In the corners of my childhood memories There is a warm place, So Sweet Where the stars talk of a future That will always sparkle, So Shine)
-Every Heart by BoA
25. What is your hobby/interest?
"I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel 26. What is your biggest fear?
I'll tell you no lies
They say I worship the devil
They must be stupid or blind
I'm just a rock 'n' roll rebel"
-Rock n' Roll Rebel by Ozzy
"One - Nothing wrong with meTwo - Nothing wrong with meThree - Nothing wrong with meFour - Nothing wrong with me"
-Bodies by Drowning Pool
27. What is your biggest secret?
"I watched a changeIn youIt's like you neverHad wingsNow you feelSo AliveI've watched you change"
-Change by Deftones
29. What do you think of your friends?
"Here's a chance to show you how I feelA chance for you to see it's realTo see just what I feel inside and who it is that's by my sideI will never change my mind"
-Fireproof by Pillar
30. Final Words?"Take your past and burn it up and let it goCarry on; I'm stronger than you'll ever knowThat’s the deal; you get no respectYou're gonna get yoursYou better watch your fucking neckWhoa I'll never give inWhoa I'll never give upWhoa I'll never give inAnd I just wanna be, wanna be loved!"